News and its side effects

Just wanted to share this mail which i got:



The Times of India is read by people who think they run the country.

The Economic Times is read by people who think they own the country.

The Hindu is read by people who are not sure whose country it is.

The Indian Express is read by people who shouldn’t run the country.

The Statesman is read by people who think they ought to run the country.

The Asian Age is read by people who think someone else should run the country..

The Hindustan Times is read by people who think Delhi is a country.

The Telegraph is read by people who think Bengal is the best country.

The Malayala Manorama is read by people who think Kerala is their country, and God’s … zimble !

The Mid-Day is read by people who can’t think in this country.

The Pioneer is read by people who think the Brits ran this country better.

The Tribune is read by people who’re more bothered about the country-side.

The Dainik Bhaskar is read by people in the country-side.

The Bombay Samachar is read by people who’d rather be in some other country.

The Saamna is read by semi-literates who think, tujhi aiee chi, everyone should fx%k off from country..

The Femina is read by the fat wives of the rich in this country.

The Stardust is read by people who care a shit who runs the country as long as she has big tits.

The Pune Times is read by some people who think the pub is their country.

The DNA is not read, but used to pack footwear by people going out of this country.

(Sad but true , this aptly describes the situation in hand)